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Xena. "Yes Gabrielle! More! That's it right there!"

Farmer. "What are you two doing on my.....farm......"

Gabrielle. "This is not what it looks like....she had a problem with her under ware...I was....trying to fix it."

Xena. "I don't care what it looks like finish it bard!"

Gabrielle. "Xena!"

Ares. "Okay you got me! What do I have to pay to keep you quite?"

Apollo. "You mean keep quite about the fact that Xena got you drunk stripped you naked and then got Gabrielle to draw a sketch of you being overexposed....how's about your temples in Delphi?"

Ares. "NO!"

Apollo (Holding up scroll) "I'm sure Hera is going to love seeing this plastered every where in Greece."

Ares. "Fine you get the temple....but i get to keep the tiger skin rug.."

Apollo. "Whats so good about that rug?"

Ares. "Its my rug of conquest..."

Liva. "Do I look like a people person to you!?"

Warrior. "No."

Liva. "Do I look I would dress up and go to your stupid toga party!?"

Warrior. "No...."

Liva. "Do I look like the type of person who dances around naked for the fun of it !?"

Warrior. "Well actuality I heard that you....!"

Liva. "Shut up!"